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Hello everyone.
The Salaxalans and Matrixulated
Why not worship the people who build the sun...you know...me?
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I am the sun
Praise be
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
Rebooting Holy Empire of Central Europe...
Sounds like a plan to me...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
The UnOrthodox Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a peace-loving, peacekeeping nation, led by the the hippie eco-socialist ideals of Our Great Glorious and Supremely Devine Leader; Jezus Christ - You may notice we never declare war; I mean sure sometimes some of our church leaders, followers, "diplomats", "pilgrims", and proselytizing evangelists occasionally stumble across borders, in the pursuit of converts and irresistible munchies, but it's not War; we just looking to spread the Word, Peace and Love (and all that); perhaps searching for a kindly face...
...to rip off and eat.
Oh yeah!!
My money is on JayZeeJay.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue lumberjacks, and Alekseandrea
Worth a try, and it shouldn't cost too much...
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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Welcome to Spiritus, both!
Hello.
M
This notion has my wholehearted holy blessing.
Praise be
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
See, this theistic megalomaniac is even incapable of properly quoting people.
Imagine the horror if there are more of them.
Stealing our bandwidth.
Polluting our message boards.
Infecting others with flawed concepts.
We must act now!
Before it's too late...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Rogue lumberjacks
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I thank you kindly for your support!
Well, I would lend the support of my peacekeeping forces, if I were not surely part of the problem that you wish to purge - I mean it would be impossible for you to wipe us out, but it would be nice to see us on more friendly terms aswell - Diplomacy here is key; extermination can never be complete and total - Look at the last zombie apocalypse last Halloween; yes I was in a different region at the time, and they tried to wipe me out, but I'm still here! - I'd like to hear you support that continued existance.
Perhaps a "Coalition of the Willing" against the "Axis of Evil"?!
N.B. I'd be part of the former, and not the latter...
Praise be
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Theistic megalomaniac is even invading the issues now. Just discovered an ancient temple in my lands and discovered I have a cult I hadn't foreseen~the Cult of the Undead Squirrel (Squirrel being my national animal). Probably a side effect of a minor infection from the Jedi-Zombi-Jezus. Those folks will be exiled ASAP!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
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