The Safest in France
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, France is ranked 12,169th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Trotskist Republic of Rakipuland | Left-Leaning College State | “Les petites machettes font les grands génocides...” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of The United Republics of Genata | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Justice, Paix, Sagesse” | |
| 3. |  The Republique of Acadie | New York Times Democracy | “Même déraciné, nous survivrons” | |
| 4. |  The Incertitude of Petites Cabanes | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “tout remettre en question” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Franceland | Democratic Socialists | “Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 6. |  The Bannorn of Pinard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pinard va moriot!” | |
| 7. | The Empire of Paxum | New York Times Democracy | “Notre fierté est dans la nation” | |
| 8. |  The République of Farance | Democratic Socialists | “Fromage fait la force” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Vive la Resistance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité” | |
| 10. |  The Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon | New York Times Democracy | “A Mare Labor” |
