The Safest in Love
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Love is ranked 16,538th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Watchfires of Amor Clandestino | Father Knows Best State | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 2. |  The Buddhyslamic Raj of The Yap | Corporate Police State | “कामसूत्र” |
