The Safest in Farktopia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Farktopia is ranked 1,958th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Drunken Strangers | Democratic Socialists | “In Drew We Trust” |
