The District of Zywe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.167 billion Zyweans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Zywean economy, worth 740 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 26,286 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,715 per year while the poor average 1,412, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Zywe's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zywe's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zywe is ranked 259,209^th in the world and 6^th in Mockba for Safest, scoring 13.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.