The Regional Native Pls Dnt Ejec of Zpuppet16 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 5.428 billion Zpuppet16ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zpuppet16ian economy, worth 182 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,581 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zpuppet16's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zpuppet16 is ranked 65,759^th in the world and 1^st in 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 467.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.