The Mascot of Zone-Tan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zone-Tan with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.761 billion Zone-Tanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unknown Location. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Zone-Tanian economy, worth 463 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,459 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zone-Tan's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Zone-Tan is ranked 196,648^th in the world and 3,180^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.