The Free Land of Zkazmir is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 268 million Zkazmirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zkazmirian economy, worth 11.7 trillion Zkazmir Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,834 Zkazmir Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, public shaming is the bedrock of Zkazmirian society, water fights now end with thousands dead, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime is almost non-existent. Zkazmir's national animal is the Golden Camel.

Zkazmir is ranked 198,248^th in the world and 3,847^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.91 flags saluted per person per day.