The Aaydofan of Zenar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Enkafusian and Yuwifpoag with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 44.489 billion Zenarek enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kautirhew Tikufanek. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zenarek economy, worth a remarkable 7,651 trillion igiys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 171,995 igiys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Zenarek flag, Enkafusian and Yuwifpoag's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zenar's national animal is the lamaph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zenar is ranked 70,924^th in the world and 12^th in Autropolis for Most Corrupt Governments, with 25.29 kickbacks per hour.