The Red Holy Abraçardor Cromat of Zeleias is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zeleias with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.072 billion Zeleiarns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finalfa. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Zeleiarn economy, worth 374 trillion golden aurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,905 golden aurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Zeleias has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown. Zeleias's national animal is the pony cow brains, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gimnàs.

Zeleias is ranked 34,370^th in the world and 11^th in Isyiiara for Safest, scoring 107.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.