The Federalists state of Zbobistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horten Yamacovhic with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.718 billion Zakistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zbobistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 171,332 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,211,640 per year while the poor average 8,126, a ratio of 149 to 1.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zbobistan's national animal is the morbin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zbobistan is ranked 243,387^th in the world and 253^rd in KAISERREICH for Most Armed, with 0.2 weapons per person.