The Queendom of ZBP is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.777 billion ZBPians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong ZBPian economy, worth 719 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,685 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,998 per year while the poor average 2,615, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. ZBP's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZBP is ranked 27,636^th in the world and 4^th in Livonia for Largest Populations, with 14.8 billion capita.