The Republic of Yyx87 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.688 billion Yyx87ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yyx87ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,889 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yyx87's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yyx87 is ranked 89,183^rd in the world and 98^th in YYX for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 294.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.