The Republic of Yyx71 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.715 billion Yyx71ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yyx71ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,338 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and Y-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yyx71's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yyx71 is ranked 27,947^th in the world and 75^th in YYX for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,932.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.