Population | 6.638 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of Yyx66 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.638 billion Yyx66ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Yyx66ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,299 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yyx66's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yyx66 is ranked 71,926th in the world and 38th in YYX for Most Armed, with 1.11 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
- : Yyx66 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Yyx66.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Yyx66 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx66, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.