Population | 6.798 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of Yyx2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.798 billion Yyx2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Yyx2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,622 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yyx2's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yyx2 is ranked 18,759th in the world and 13th in YYX for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,382.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yyx2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected cows.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx2, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.