Population | 6.782 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of Yyx17 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.782 billion Yyx17ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yyx17ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,833 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yyx17's national animal is the cow.
Yyx17 is ranked 12,631st in the world and 15th in YYX for Highest Poor Incomes, with 112,945.48 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Yyx17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx17, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.