The Republic of Yyx15 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.763 billion Yyx15ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yyx15ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,547 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yyx15's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yyx15 is ranked 69,068^th in the world and 76^th in YYX for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 442.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.