The Roman Empire of Yugoterra is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Accordion Guy with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.585 billion Yugoterrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yugoterran economy, worth 675 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,479 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugoterra's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Card Scalping.

Yugoterra is ranked 48,125^th in the world and 1,665^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 9.59 billion capita.