The Free Land of Yofno is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.906 billion Yofnoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The very strong Yofnoan economy, worth 451 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,705 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yofno's national animal is the cobra.

Yofno is ranked 146,574^th in the world and 6,257^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.