The Federation of Yingtoner is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 466 million Yingtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern City. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The Yingtonerian economy, worth 23.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,605 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Last minute own-goals raise the suspicious eyebrows of sporting authorities, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, every workday begins with group therapy, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime is relatively low. Yingtoner's national animal is the turtle.

Yingtoner is ranked 189,231^st in the world and 5^th in Green bois for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.