The Republîko of Yilonia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sc Axel lo Shvays with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.994 billion Yîlônia-goy are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yîla. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yîlônia-ga economy, worth 995 trillion Yîlônia dolâroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,091 Yîlônia dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, military spending is on the increase, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yilonia's national animal is the porko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is socyalismo.

Yilonia is ranked 6,970^th in the world and 269^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,868.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.