The God-fearing islands of Yeetsralia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fathead with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.502 billion stoners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yasgur's Farm. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a stoner economy, worth 974 trillion Dollarie-Doos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,609 Dollarie-Doos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, Y-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetsralia's national animal is the Crocagator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mother Superior.

Yeetsralia is ranked 19,577^th in the world and 1^st in Falanchua II for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,267.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.