The Republic of Yamagoochie0068 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.113 billion Yamagoochie0068ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The very strong Yamagoochie0068ian economy, worth 74.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 67,325 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 609,395 per year while the poor average 883, a ratio of 690 to 1.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Yamagoochie0068. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yamagoochie0068's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Yamagoochie0068 is ranked 154,825^th in the world and 136^th in Neocortex for Most Patriotic, with 8.57 flags saluted per person per day.