The Kingdom of Yamagoochie0016 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.216 billion Yamagoochie0016ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yamagoochie0016ian economy, worth 48.7 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,089 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and Yamagoochie0016 recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yamagoochie0016's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yamagoochie0016 is ranked 50,151^st in the world and 4^th in Neocortex for Most Patriotic, with 27.42 flags saluted per person per day.