The Republic of Xzjzxf is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.084 billion Xzjzxfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xzjzxfian economy, worth 207 trillion xjzfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,422 xjzfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, government policy is dictated by a major religion, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Xzjzxfian satellites can detect it, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Leader's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xzjzxf's national animal is the xjzf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xzjzxf is ranked 272,117^th in the world and 65^th in Two for Nicest Citizens, with 0.54 average smiles per day.