The Republic of Xzjzx is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.261 billion Xzjzxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xzjzxian economy, worth 233 trillion xfjzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,254 xfjzes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xzjzx's national animal is the xfjz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xzjzx is ranked 168,112^th in the world and 2,318^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 2.26 billion capita.