The Republic of XxMeanxX is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 906 million XxMeanxXians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The very strong XxMeanxXian economy, worth 59.6 trillion braclets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,798 braclets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, polygamy is legal, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and endangered species are effective hostages against the XxMeanxXian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XxMeanxX's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

XxMeanxX is ranked 84,296^th in the world and 3,667^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 88.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.