The Republic of Xfzzjf is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.222 billion Xfzzjfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xfzzjfian economy, worth 224 trillion xfjzes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,856 xfjzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfzzjf's national animal is the xfjz, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xfzzjf is ranked 169,176^th in the world and 2,441^st in Two for Largest Populations, with 2.22 billion capita.