The Republic of Xfzjf is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.241 billion Xfzjfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xfzjfian economy, worth 208 trillion xzjfs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,967 xzjfs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, all the world's a stage for Xfzjfian political theatrics, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xfzjf's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xfzjf is ranked 264,510^th in the world and 292^nd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.