The Republic of Xfjzz is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.123 billion Xfjzzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xfjzzian economy, worth 209 trillion xjzfs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 98,458 xjzfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, euthanasia is illegal, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfjzz's national animal is the xjzf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xfjzz is ranked 3,606^th in the world and 122^nd in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 51,487.94 Standard Monetary Units.