The Democratic Republic of Xekitor is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.418 billion Xekitorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong Xekitorian economy, worth 208 trillion qeks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,093 qeks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,870 per year while the poor average 7,598, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Xekitor's national animal is the qek, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xekitor is ranked 258,578^th in the world and 1,607^th in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -39.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.