The Republic of Woohoowehay is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.196 billion Woohoowehayians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Woohoowehayian economy, worth 89.8 trillion regions a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,487 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woohoowehay's national animal is the black hawk.

Woohoowehay is ranked 228,996^th in the world and 6,831^st in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 197.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.