The Dictatorship of WokeabyeBaby is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Donny Ghandy Putininpi with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.661 billion WokeabyeBabyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woke City. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The WokeabyeBabyian economy, worth 72.7 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,759 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping WokeabyeBabyians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. WokeabyeBaby's national animal is the Fruitfly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WokeabyeBaby is ranked 79,084^th in the world and 56^th in The Regected Realns for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,105.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.