The Democratic Republic of Wojcicki is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kazuya Juniper Zephyr with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.845 billion Cossacks enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolja. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wojcickian economy, worth 990 trillion reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,406 reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wojcicki's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Wojcicki is ranked 4,255^th in the world and 180^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.