The Dictatorship of Wohltuend is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.735 billion Wohltuendians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The strong Wohltuendian economy, worth 109 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,167 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and the "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wohltuend's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wohltuend is ranked 257,771^st in the world and 9,472^nd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.