The Beer and Sausage Monger of Wisconsinite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 45.389 billion Wisconsiniteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Wisconsinitean economy, worth 864 trillion wood violets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 19,043 wood violets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The badger is a protected species, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, a government program is underway to revitalize Wisconsinite's beaches, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisconsinite's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsinite is ranked 139,157^th in the world and 14^th in Wisconsin for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 695 on the Gilded Widget Scale.