The Armed Republic of Wazabi is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.502 billion Wazabians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The thriving Wazabian economy, worth 803 trillion Blood Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,065 Blood Diamonds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,646 per year while the poor average 19,175, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Wazabi's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wazabi is ranked 90,085^th in the world and 4,719^th in Balder for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.