The Chamberlain of Warsky is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Lady Chamberlain with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.971 billion Warskyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TLCC. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The very strong Warskyian economy, worth 226 trillion Wars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,963 Wars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, The Lady Chamberlain has just been declared ruler of Warsky in an international press conference, and The Lady Chamberlain is the self-declared God of all Warsky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Warsky's national animal is the Powers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warsky is ranked 79,735^th in the world and 64^th in Sparkalia for Most Patriotic, with 17.68 flags saluted per person per day.