The Commonwealth of Wallowes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.275 billion wallowesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mariland. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient wallowesian economy, worth 61.6 trillion walloesian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,296 walloesian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, one can wake up in Wallowes and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallowes's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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