The Community of Wakkanai is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.826 billion Wakkanaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakkanaian economy, worth 369 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,509 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wakkanai's national animal is the Green Pheasant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wakkanai is ranked 53,097^th in the world and 3,151^st in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,119.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.