The Dakzrimaco Inepram of Vladyslak is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Dakzrinepramøz Jann Valiask I with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 896 million Vladyslak are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skasczygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vladyslakian economy, worth 107 trillion ligsks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,485 ligsks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,758 per year while the poor average 11,908, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladyslak's national animal is the scikt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vladyslak is ranked 268,421^st in the world and 286^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.