The Republic of Vallonias is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.156 billion Vallonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downtown Tondo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallonasian economy, worth 91.0 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,742 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,522 per year while the poor average 14,347, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Vallonias's national animal is the Bald Eagle.

Vallonias is ranked 46,362^nd in the world and 29^th in The Eternal Order for Highest Food Quality, scoring 35.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.