The Democratic States of Uptt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by jimmy nutron with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.475 billion Upttians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bountan. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Upttian economy, worth 643 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,813 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, people talk about things being better when men were men, and bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uptt's national animal is the fox and its national religion is Crusaders.

Uptt is ranked 58,902^nd in the world and 3,603^rd in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,731.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.