The Grand Duchy of Ump54 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.548 billion Ump54ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump54ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,385 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, organ donation is compulsory, Ump54ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump54's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ump54 is ranked 20,910^th in the world and 1,203^rd in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,981.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.