Population | 6.84 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Eagle |
The Disputed Territories of Ump38 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.84 billion Ump38ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump38ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,512 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump38's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Ump38 is ranked 11,570th in the world and 597th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,152.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump38 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Ump38, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Ump38 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.