The Emirate of Ump32 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Ump32ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,548 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared that sharing is uncaring, the military struggles with recruitment, nobody likes bad boys any more, and the first sword of Ump32 does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump32's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump32 is ranked 21,030^th in the world and 1,208^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,959.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.