The Disputed Territories of Ump302 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.817 billion Ump302ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump302ian economy, worth 912 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,350 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the fattest folk in Ump302 look to be the happiest ones, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump302's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ump302 is ranked 280,167^th in the world and 10,670^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.