The Most Serene Republic of Ump226 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.837 billion Ump226ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump226ian economy, worth 949 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,266 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,058 per year while the poor average 28,208, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump226's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ump226 is ranked 13,260^th in the world and 791^st in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,806.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.