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Most Patriotic: 4,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,968th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Things fall apart
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ump141

Population4.878 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBlack Widow

The United Socialist States of Ump141 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.878 billion Ump141ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump141ian economy, worth 865 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,382 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump141's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump141 is ranked 144,161st in the world and 5,333rd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 543.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 4,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,968thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,194thMost Efficient Economies: 5,627thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,590thLowest Crime Rates: 7,389thMost Devout: 8,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,673rdLargest Governments: 8,768thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,124thMost Developed: 11,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,138thNudest: 12,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,435thHighest Average Incomes: 14,534thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,200thSmartest Citizens: 21,529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,818thHealthiest Citizens: 27,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,810th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 219th in the regionMost Patriotic: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 410th in the regionLargest Governments: 465th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 490th in the regionMost Devout: 496th in the regionNudest: 542nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 571st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 574th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 646th in the regionMost Developed: 681st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 715th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 779th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 855th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 910th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 920th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 978th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,003rd in the regionMost Influential: 1,073rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,089th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ump141 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Patriotic, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump141, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.

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